New Format

Criticism Jonny says:
Blog?? More like BLARRRG!
Updates? More like UP-LATES, A-Squad!
HA!


All right all right okay... Yes, yes. I've been sleeping in, neglecting my forecasting duties. And what point is there in a forecast after 10 am? By that point you can walk out the damned door and figure it out for yourself. So I'm sorry I left you all 'in the cold' for so long and I've decided to do something about it. In order to serve you better, and also to prove my forecasting prowess, I now introduce my very exciting 'New Format'! Yes! Because there is a 90 percent chance that your forecaster's brain will be less cloudy in the evening than in the morning, the New Format will include evening posts. I must say that the only danger here folks is that you may occasionally get a drunken forecast, and I trust that you will be able to spot these immediately and take them for what they are worth. Also, the New Format will include extended forecasts so everyone can plan their picnics and avoid arguments, like the one referenced in the following question, that occured from of a lack of the necessary meteorological information:


So, I need to make sure that my husband has enough blankets this week. Can you make sure to warn us when the nights will be colder than say 45 degrees?

Any other advice on how to avoid marital strife due to cold weather would be appreciated.

love,
Cat

Cat, the answer to your question is in tonight's forecast. As to advice on marital strife in cold weather, the only thing I can think of is the following: to avoid shock and dismay the spouse with cold feet should get into bed at least a half an hour before the other, warmer-blooded spouse.

Thanks for you patience and dedication everyone!

Love,
Adrienne